A Way to Make Money
Here is an easy way to make quick cash from an unemployed me.
Have a high-level meeting to find ways to make money in this bad economy. Dust off your files and pull up a super-old (and incorrectly) issued parking ticket. Notify the State first and make sure that I cannot appeal it. Either I cough it up or risk being towed. Finally, assign a frazzled employee to respond to my call only to say “hey, I had to pay my ticket from 1984, so…”.